Can Leo please win the Oscar.
I mean the man deserves it.
#oscars #wolfofwallstreet #leodicaprio #smokecrackwithmebro
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
You. Are. A. GENIUS!
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine
when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job
THIS DOG. ALWAYS.